Hiiiiii!

Thanks for the welcome! I feel all loved. And stuff.

I'm fangbanger06/antisocialangel/fangy/that snooty bitch girl. ;)

I'm so excited because I don't know what the hell I'm doing. These lovely, darling ladies asked me to be part of this little team thing. YAYYAYAY! <---- That was my reaction.

So... about me. Sometimes, I act like I'm twelve. I say YAY! A lot. Sometimes, I act like I'm ninety-five.

I HATE loud music. I adore Russell Brand, Robert Pattinson, Alex Meraz, and Jensen Ackles. I have a beautiful, perfect little girl. I'm a senior in college. I've had the same boyfriend since I was sixteen and kind of refuse to get married. I have three kitties. I've got an epic bitchface that usually gets me whatever I want. I hate saying "I" over and over but here I am, doing just that. ;)

Now, fanfiction. The first one I read was Wide Awake. I sat in my chair, wearing a cookie, and eating a hoodie and inhaled it like it was crack. Or was I eating the cookie? No matter. It was my first and I loved it. I prefer Edwardo/Beller fics but I'm open to anything. Unless it says THE C WORD. I hate that word. Ewwwww.

I write stupid idiot things at 1 am. I don't take myself seriously unless I'm wearing tweed. I've never worn tweed.

ENOUGH about me. I can't wait to do whatever it is that I'm supposed to do!

Again, THANKS to Team Fire and Ice for welcoming me!

Just a laugh from CBlue

Well I made a blinkie for myself. And if you need to know anything about me just refer to the banner, lol.

Welcome to our newest member

The ladies here at Team Fire and Ice would like to extend a warm welcome to our newest member antisocialangel AKA fangbanger06.

Now that name may look familiar to some of you Team Fire and Ice followers, and you'd be right. She's the author of the story that makes Kennedymommy3 proud to be from Texas as well as E's judge's choice award in our Southern Twi-Nights Contest, Leopard Print Bras and Pearl Snap Shirts. (And let me tell you this one is a real hoot.)

Now lets just say that in my humble opinion, Ms. Banger is a goddess of crackfick, especially if you're looking for something hilarious that was written at 1 in the morning.

Sweetie, I hope you accept a little of our Southern Hospitality (AKA Southern Comfort) and enjoy your new place with us on the team.

So, if you're looking for a good laugh check out her fanfiction profile at :

http://www.fanfiction.net/~fangbanger06

Hi Guys..It's me, km3...

So....some or more like most of yall don't know me, but the name is Kennedymommy3, or as everyone else calls me, km3 or just km. I'm also under the radar, which I don't mind either for reasons already stated by the other h00rs that make up this whole Fire and Ice thing.

I guess I can tell you some about myself, what do you care to know? I'm a mother of three beautifully obnoxious brattlings. They drive me crazy everyday, as well as their lovable padre, MK. He <3s me soo, and I <3 him as well. For the most part I stay at home with my kids, unless I'm trying to lose them in the grocery store or Wal-Mart, which I have been unsuccessful at so far. I'm getting married soon to the padre of these brattlings and will be M.I.A. for about a week while I enjoy my I-realize-I've-been-with-you-for-over-nine-years-but-our-kids-are-gone-honeymoon bliss. Anywho...

I started reading fanfic after I joined CafeMom and found their Twilight group. I love the main saga, but it just wasn't enough to keep reading that over and over and over and over and...you see where this is going? So Katmom had a post over there about a story called 'Sacrifices' by Enthralled, (which I wish would get the last chapter and epi out sometime this century) and that was that. My fanfic cherry was no more. I enjoyed reading Edward/Bella stories, but I was always wondering if anyone wrote Jacob/Bella and that is when I found ThatPanicGirleE. I must say, I love me some Jacob Black, if you didn't already know this. :) And yes, poochi_mama I SAID IT AGAIN!!

I had read so many great fics and some that had me going WTF?! but all in all, I loved the thought of being able to read more about these crazy peeps who can't decided what the hell they are going to do. I'm pretty willing to read anything, but not the biggest fan of slash. Sry guys, just not my cup of sex. I think that was supposed to be tea...but whatever.

So this whole Team Fire and Ice thing, yeah it's pretty cool. I feel kinda isolated, seeing as I'm pretty much the only Fire on this team. I loves me some JB. sorry. I had no clue who Blue was before E asked me if I wanted to join, and I totally love that woman and her motorboating.She has good stories too ;) E, like she said I read her fics, has some gawd awesome skills at her techy stuff and her writing. Plus she has a unicorn! A REAL LIFE UNICORN!! E would always rec some chick named JennyP's fic called Pass the Dough or something like that and I finally decided I wanted to see what kind of bread was being made over there, so I read it. And.......I LURVED it! It's actually Pas de Deux and has nothing to do with baking! And I bug the hell out of her to give me more. So yeah, that's how I met these three wonderful ladies and now I hear we have a new addition to the crazy and I welcome her with open hugs and lots of motorboating. I guess I should read her stories too. ;)

I dabble in the art of lemonade with J/B in The Rude Boy and The Hard Arse, as well as write some really flip floppy Bella stuff in Meant To Be. Oh! I'm also over on JacobBlack-n-Pack, so if you want to stop by and chit chat with me, feel free anytime. I'm always looking for a good fic, whether it be J/B E/B or whomever, so yeah, just let us know what you're reading. I think that's about all, and I will shut up now. KThxBai -km3- :)

How YOU doin'??
A greeting from Jenni P, or poochi_mama, or whatever else you want to call me...

Hi there, people of the world. I suppose it's my turn to greet you and tell you all about how I came into this world of imaginary characters based on imaginary characters.

Well, Welcome. If you're here, then chances are you've already read a few great stories, seen a few creepy manips, and witnessed an all-out bitchfest on Twitter. Isn't this life we've made for ourselves grand? I, like my friend Blue, don't mind flying under the radar because it means that I don't have to worry about all the drama (pron: Draa-mah) or my little story being plagiarized. Not that I would care. Honestly, if someone liked my story enough to steal it and post it as their own, I'd probably pimp that shit out and review every chapter.
Anyway, back to how I got here and what I hope to accomplish.
I started reading fanfic about a year ago. Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003 popped my fic cherry and from there on, I was a total ficslut. I read all the great ones: The Office, The List, A Life Extraordinary... need I go on? Somewhere along the way, I decided that I might have something to offer to the FF world -something different that would reflect my experiences in life and fulfill the writer in me that had hidden in the back corners of my mind since I entered the adult world. Hence, Pas de Deux was born.
So, what purpose do I want to serve here in this world of imagination?
I want to hone my skills as a writer; to learn and grow and get better with every chapter and every story. I want to acknowledge those writers who make me smile, cry, laugh, and get horny with their amazing skills. I want to help a greater cause, which is why I'm such a huge supporter of The Fandom Gives Back (and why I bug E on a daily basis about it). I want to make new friends, experience new things, and learn more about myself in the process. Oh, and buttsecks. Always buttsecks.
Do you write a fic that flies under the radar? Tweet me the link!
Until we meet again, lovers...

Howdy-Do from ThatPanicGirlE

Hellloooo... FANDOM! My name is ThatPanicGirlE. That came from my love for the band Widespread Panic. I've seen them exactly 100 times in concert. Going for #101 & #102 in July. Everyone calls me "E." It's stuck like that for almost 8 years now.

Now who do I blame for this silliness called Fan Fiction? Oh yeah, that's right. JennyP aka Poochi_Mama herself. She's to blame. 

I was minding my own business, writing my own fiction work about a girl who finds out she's a coyote and all he sudden, she emails me Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003. 

I was okay. I was fine. I was doing really well avoiding the temptation but one night, I couldn't sleep. What a perfect title for a perfect night. I started reading AND COULD NOT STOP!

So then it went from there. I was still reeling from Jacob Black not getting the girl. I'm a sucker for the underdog and there it was, my opportunity to write about him getting the girl of his dreams. Yes, it's fluff. Yes, it's short. I can't complain though. I checked my hits last night on it and I almost fainted. I've hit over 100,000 hits on Abandon and I'm in hog freaking heaven right now. 

Things change in life, some are avoidable and some aren't and I found myself back to square one in my life. Writing gave me a chance to filter those inner demons and move on from the unhappiness that was plaguing me for so long.

Now I have a group of girls who I can call not only co-writers but also friends. They support me, beta me, fuss at me when I'm not writing enough and it feels great to be a part of something like this.

I need to change the banner to reflect a new member, Ms. Fangbanger06. She's so funny that I don't eve know what to do with myself. 

My boyfriend, HanFauxLo (aka Mikey) wants to be a member so bad he can't stand himself, but when I found out he was writing FF without reading the books, I made him stop what he was doing and he's on restriction until he finishes the saga.

KennedyMommy3 and me met when she reviewed Abandon and has stuck it out with me for many months. I promise her every single day that I'll finish Broken Promises just for her. I pulled it about two weeks ago. I couldn't write it anymore.

So that's a little about me. I'm a mommy, a graphic artist, a writer and lover of all things Vampire. (Even my boyfriend is a little Vamp himself ;) )

So enjoy our rants, posts, blogs and reviews. We should be hosting another contest soon but until then, submit your stories for us to review!!!

Hi There from CereuleanBlue!!!

I just wanted to pop in and say hello to all of you and introduce myself a little. My name is Jessie, but you can call me Blue. Everybody does. I'm a teacher by profession, a fanfiction writer by choice, and as E has so eloquently put it, a bad ass beta by the grace of God. I used to stress about flying under the radar, but now I figure it means that no one harasses me for updates (except poochi_mama) and that I don't get plagarized.

I'm a fanfiction whore of sorts. I've dabbled in Harry Potter, Twilight, and Southern Vampire Mysteries. I just can't help myself. I've been known to go fic diving on occasion and come up with a few gems here or there amongst the rubble that litters Fanfiction.net, and I really hope to share a few of them with you. Plus, I'm hoping some of you will send me a list of what I really should be reading (seriously, my email is cereuleanblue@gmail.com) so I can catch up on all the crap I've missed out on.

I love lemons as long as they're well written (and femmeslash is very, very welcome *wink, wink*), and I'm open to reading any pairing at least once even if I am partial to a good Edward/Bella. But if you've got even a half decent Harry/Hermione fic you wanna rec, I'm the girl for you.

Check out our fanfiction profile to read our Southern Twi-Nights entrants and winners.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~TeamFireandIce

Plus I want to shamelessly pimp out some of my girls:

http://www.fanfiction.net/~ThatPanicGirlE

http://www.fanfiction.net/~JenniP

http://www.fanfiction.net/~kennedymommy3

and last ... and lets face it, probably least ....

http://www.fanfiction.net/~cereuleanblue