Chapter 23 is now live on fanfiction.net. Hope you enjoy.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5698597/23/Once_Bitten_Twice_Shy
Chapter 23 is now live on fanfiction.net. Hope you enjoy.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5698597/23/Once_Bitten_Twice_Shy
Ok, I feel the need to pimp ThatPanicGirlE out like the hoor I know she is (JK). E is usually an AH girl as evidenced by her postings on Fanfiction.net, but something in the After Your Heart Stops Beating contest inspired her to crank out a Vamp Bella/Jacob fic in one night. When she sent it to me to beta, I knew she was onto something special here, even if it didn’t end with a HEA. I even made her a little banner to go on her blog.
So, if you haven’t read it yet, go on and check it out, and don’t forget to vote for your favorite entries in the contest.


"Hosted by Wordslinger and TwiCharmed
This contest started as a curiosity of what could happen if somehow Bella ended up with Jacob after she was changed. TwiCharmed is an Edward/Bella shipper who usually hates vamp Bella. Wordslinger is a Jacob lover who reads like crazy and will give you the best rec's. So of course TwiCharmed asked her for the good Jacob/vampBella rec's when this crazy idea came up. Problem is, there are VERY few fics out there featuring our favorite wolf with vamped out Bella. So being the selfish bitches that they are, they decided to host a contest and get exactly what they want."
This is perfect for the B/Jacob shippers or those of you who just want to write Bella a vampire. Contest starts October 10th and you can find more information by clicking here.
(P.S. I wrote an entry for it.. check it out and I hope you like it. "Never Say Goodbye")

It's graphic, it's perplexing and by God is it written ever so well!
The story follows along with Bella, a woman who tries her best to convince the bank that she needs an extension with her loans and when the bank manager doesn't give her the extension she needs, she goes off on him.
"Do you ever think about why our country is going down? Because of people like you! I always wondered how it came to be that perfectly normal people snapped, but you make me see how that's possible!"
She's threatened to be dragged out of the bank if she doesn't quit making a scene and that's when she meets a very handsome man who understands her points.
Suit Guy:
"An interesting point you make there. Reminds me of Alain Badiou when he said that 'Liberal capitalism is not at all the Good of humanity. Quite the contrary; it is the vehicle of savage, destructive nihilism.' Don't you agree?"
Bella's rebbutle:
Irritation pushed back the stunned fascination, and after only a moment of gawking I was able to gather my wits again.
"Sounds like the justification of someone about to run amok. Or as Timothy Leary would say, 'Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.'"
Then all hell breaks loose. A bank robbery ensues, hostages are taken and everything goes to hell in a bucket.
I'm not going to tell ANYTHING else about what happens because it gives it all away but if you haven't read this story, then something is seriously wrong with you!
Go. Read. Now.
I barely do something like this unless it needs to be read… so go.
Why are you still here reading this?
CLICK HERE ---> BEND ME, BREAK ME <--- CLICK HERE
(I'll post the link to the interview with JustByBreathing and the Twi-Fiction Addiction Crew soon)
All of here at Team Fire and Ice want to wish our favorite Fire-hoor, kennedymommy3 a very happy birthday. From what I understand there shall be some serious birthday buzz going on tonight, so before you’re too drunk to see straight I decided to post this for your birthday.
Oh, by the way, when we told Taylor Lautner it was your birthday, he decided to hold a wet t-shirt contest against himself to see who could do the sexiest wet pose for you.
So, CB whipped out her handy camera and took some shots. First he showed up at the beach on his motorcycle…
Then, he decided to play a little in the waves (after changing his shirt of course).
After all that hard work, he (and his shirt) got pretty tired so Blue decided he could have a little break and gave him a bottle of water.
Blue then found out the place had a pool, but the only outfit Taylor had left was a tux. We said, “Fuck it,” and pushed him in the pool anyway.
After going through all the shots, the general consensus was that this one was the winner, just for sheer difficulty of execution.
Oh yeah, and we got a little noisy, so the birthday fairy got wind of where we were and showed up.
She asked us what your birthday wish would be, and we decided you would probably want to be turned into a pair of jorts. We had these in mind…
Unfortunately she thought we meant these….
But happy birthday anyway. We effing love you!!!!
P.S. Blue says no making out with any strange Mexicans tonight… MK would not appreciate it.