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Breaking the Seal, a crackfic by CereuleanBlue

Way back in June when we all got together for the Eclipse premiere, poochi_mama, ThatPanicGirlE and CereuleanBlue all had a whacked out conversation that was fueled by the presence of our resident unicorn HanFauxLo, copious amounts of wine, Blue’s Double DDs, and Twilight RiffTrax.  We speculated on quite a few things, but the most memorable was the idea that Edward should be able to hear Bella’s thoughts after popping the old cherry or “breaking the seal.”  We guessed that the resulting stammer & blink-a-thon would quickly turn him into a homicidal maniac that could only be stopped by a speeding meteor from the depths of space.  Poochi_mama then dared Blue to turn it into her first crackfic.  After much procrastinating, whining and general fuckery, it is done.  This one is dedicated to ThatPanicGirlE, poochi_mama and their bewbies.  Enjoy.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6436385/1/

PS.  Feel free to leave me a review and let me know exactly which medication I need to ask my psychiatrist for while I’m in the bewbie hatch (pun intended).

Because Once Isn't Enough...

Dear Angel (FangBanger06):
Saying goodbye is tough. Saying goodbye to someone that you respect is tougher. I'm just glad I can still call you my friend (and by friend I mean person I stalk on twitter).
Here's to you, my dear.

This is Russell. Russell is sad that you won't be hanging out here at TF&I anymore. In fact, he's so upset, he's decided to run away and marry a rock star who looks like Zooey Deschanel's slutty sister.

This is what we expect your employee ID to look like when you get your job as the Head Librarian of Awesomeness.

This little ditty is here just to prove 2 things:
1. We're old.
2. Awesome songs are awesome.

Today, we say goodbye to an Angel

I have a serious sad right now. Ms. Fangbanger06 has decided to retire from Team Fire and Ice and I have to say, I'll miss her. She had me at hello with her crackfics and her wittiness on Twitter. I really appreciate her joining us and she will always be a part of our TF&I family!

So as a goodbye treat, I wanted to repost my favorite crackfic by her. It was this story that made me want her in our team!

Leopard Print Bras and Pearl Snap Shirts by Fangbanger06

And since E is a copy cat of a copy cat...

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